Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I think I might have to agree...



A friend of mine sent me this spoof cover of the Twilight books the other day, after hearing be bitch and moan and whine about how I can't wait to get to the end of the series... Not because I'm dying to know what happens, but really because I'm dying to get them out the way so I can read something worthwhile.
Apart from book four, Breaking Dawn, which was given to me by my prison bitch, Gail, I have to say that I was bored to TEARS by the rest of the books. At least some stuff HAPPENS in book four! Nothing happens in the others. I can't remember where I heard someone say that this is officially the series about nothing! And I have to agree. It's like the Seinfeld of books. (That Seinfeld thing was my addition.)
I don't know if Gail knew that she as giving me the best one in the series, but thank goodness she did! It has partially restored my faith in humanity.
But as for those Twi-hards who carry worn copies around with them in their handbags, and for all my friends and book clubbers who have pledged their undying/undead love for the series, I say: I have lost all respect for you as a reader / intellectual / book lover / critic. And to the masses who've made this series the pop culture phenomenon that it is, I say: Bugger off! You're retarded. Get out my face with your mouth-breathing stupidity.
Harsh? Yes. The world needs to hear the truth.

3 comments:

noodle said...

I hear you, but sometimes all a persons brain can take is NOTHING.

I was relieved to find something to read when I was too tired to get my head around some proper literature.

And at least it will hopefully get a lot more people in the world reading. Why doesn't EVERYONE love books!?

Carmen Gabriel said...

I KNOW, EH??!!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE??!!
And I guess you're right... STARTING them reading on something/ANYTHING is a step in the right direction.
I've got less than 100 pages left of Breaking Dawn. I'll be happy when it's done.

jarrod said...

If twifhlight gets more people to read then the world will be more educated in stupid. They must stop being lazy and pick u a damn book and read.literature is not limited to trashy novels.